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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.

Bernie Mac

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I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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Cities Neighbourhood South Years
I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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Brother Cutting Hair Maintenance
I think a lot of TV insults the audience.

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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.

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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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Comedian
I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.

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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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Somebody
I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.

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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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Lot
I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.

BERNIE MAC

I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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Gangs Motorcycycle Things
My daughter was a beautiful child.

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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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Daughter
You know, every time it comes, every time that light comes on or every time that camera comes on, every time that microphone comes on, the Mac Man seek and destroy.
BERNIE MAC

Cameras Comes Microphone
I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

BERNIE MAC

I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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Failing Sometimes Winning
You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.

BERNIE MAC

You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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Big Challenges
You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

BERNIE MAC

You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Like Moving You
Bernie Mac don’t sugarcoat.
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Macs Sugarcoat
I was a street performer for two years.
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Performs Two Years
You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Doctors Knows
I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?

BERNIE MAC

I love my daughter, but there’s a certain feeling, a certain emotion when you got a granddaughter, you know?
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Daughter Feelings

I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.

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