If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACComedy has been so good to me.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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It was rough being dark. I got heat from my own people more than anyone else. I remember going to my mom and saying, ‘Why am I so black?’ And she said, ‘Because I’m black. You just gotta always work harder than the average bear.’
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My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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Hugs aren’t like pieces of pie. Plenty of hugs to go around.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I’d go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on ‘Laugh-In,’ Flip Wilson.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I want to speak directly to the audience, to say, ‘I’m like you – I’m frustrated, I’m not an expert, I don’t have a manual on parenting, I make mistakes, I’m selfish too.’
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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