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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

Jenny McCarthy

I’m the worst person to tell anybody how to date.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Anybody Date Person Worst
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Mom Mother
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Country Gamble Much Out Time
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Without a doubt in my mind, I believe that vaccinations triggered Evan’s autism.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Believe Doubt
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars. And when I wouldn’t give them my number, they’d say, “Who the hell do you think you are? You will never make it in this town. I’ll make sure of it.”
JENNY MCCARTHY

Number Stars Thinking
All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mean School
People don’t see this side of me. They don’t know I read, like, 800 million spiritual books. Lately I am just really getting into a lot of spirituality.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Book People Spiritual
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Son Want
I’m not as hard on myself anymore. I’m comfortable exactly where I am, though it took me until I was 34 years old! I still have things I’m really insecure about, but I’ve changed by loving me – C-section scars, stretch marks, and all.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Insecure Scar Years
Corner one of the hundreds of doctors who specialize in autism recovery, and they’ll tell you stories of dozens of kids in their practice who no longer have autism. Ask them to speak to the press and they’ll run for the door. They know better.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Kids Recovery Running
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Degrees Google University
Just keep trying, and your dreams will come true. But you have to give it all your time, effort, and soul.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dream Effort Giving
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Hope Mom Morning
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Parent

No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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