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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

Jenny McCarthy

If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Children Parent
What are friends for? They are the ultimate reflection of yourself. Always surround yourself with people who inspire you and return the favor by giving them the best of you.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Giving People Reflection
I have my once-a-month nachos, but it’s soy cheese and turkey chili on it, so it’s somewhat safe. But it’s still a big vice for me, because I have a big bowl of it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Cheese Country Nachos Vices
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Botox Moving Thinking
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars. And when I wouldn’t give them my number, they’d say, “Who the hell do you think you are? You will never make it in this town. I’ll make sure of it.”
JENNY MCCARTHY

Number Stars Thinking
I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Five Out Thirty Work
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Hope Mom Morning
People are also dying from vaccinations. Evan, my son, died in front of me for two minutes. You ask any mother in the autism community if we’ll take the flu, the measles, over autism and day of the week. I think they need to wake up and stop hurting our kids.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Hurt Kids Mother
When I was a little girl, rocking my little dolls, I remember thinking I would be the world’s best mom, and so far I’ve done it.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mom Thinking
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Dump Jesus Lifetime
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don’t become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Jenny Looks
I’m not a sex symbol.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Appeal Object Sex Symbols
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Autism Lying Parent
I don’t really go out much at all. But there are times when I’m like, ‘I gotta get out.’ Then we go to Vegas, and we’ll gamble.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Country Gamble Much Out Time
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Eggs Morning Travel
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Degrees Google University

No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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