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No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

Jenny McCarthy

I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don’t know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Funny Mom Thinking
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years.
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Children Kids School
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.
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Autism Son Want
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
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Fun Humor School
I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don’t become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
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Autism Jenny Looks
I figured out something spiritual. Billboard this: ‘Life is supposed to be fun!’
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Fun Life Spiritual
I tried a few times, unsuccessfully, to lose weight. It wasn’t until I joined Weight Watchers that I was finally able to do it. I went to meetings and my son came with me. The best thing was that I could eat what I wanted and still lose weight. Slow and steady, I was getting my pre-pregnancy body back.
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Pregnancy Son Watchers Weight
When I first went public with my son Evan’s story, I just planned to talk about the ‘R’ word – Recovery. But soon I was spending most my time talking about the ‘V’ word – vaccines.
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Recovery Son Talking
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
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Cocky Knows Talking
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
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Body Respect Totally Values
Let me see if I can put this in scientific terms: Think of autism like a fart, and vaccines are the finger you pull to make it happen.
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Autism Thinking Vaccine
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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Eggs Morning Travel
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
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Children Parent
I’m not a sex symbol.
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Appeal Object Sex Symbols

No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.

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