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All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Jenny McCarthy

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.
JENNY MCCARTHY

Girl Mean School
I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, ‘Hey, sorry about the autism, but here’s a step-by-step list on what to do next.’ But doctors don’t do that. They say ‘sorry’ and move you along.
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Doctors Moving Sorry
The idea that vaccines are a primary cause of autism is not as crackpot as some might wish. Autism’s 60-fold rise in 30 years matches a tripling of the US vaccine schedule.
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Ideas Vaccines Years
I did want to acknowledge and confirm the fact that my son does, indeed, have an autism diagnosis.
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Autism Son Want
The one thing I like about ‘Playboy’ is they don’t have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn’t really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.
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Looks Tone Want
When I travel, I like to take advantage of room service. I’m really into eggs Benedict in the morning.
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Eggs Morning Travel
Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform.
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Autism Epidemics Government
You don’t need a pickup line. Just glance at a woman from across the room. Glance – don’t stare.
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Line Need Rooms
No I don’t have a sex tape and I’m kind of upset that I don’t. You know why? ‘Cause I’m really good.
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Sex Tape Upset
A talk show is difficult because the formula is always the same: there’s a host and there’s guests. Really what you can change is only so much. So, I don’t have any pre-interviews, which forces real conversation.
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Guests Interviews Real
I deserve to be happy and I think a lot of people stay in relationships for wrong reasons and instead of just looking at each other and just saying, ‘you know, it’s like sands of the hourglass, we learned our lessons, we can end in war or we can end in peace.’
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Breakup Thinking War
Almost everyone has or will experience getting dumped in their lifetime. Unless, of course, you’re a nun. Jesus can’t dump nuns.
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Dump Jesus Lifetime
When I first went public with my son Evan’s story, I just planned to talk about the ‘R’ word – Recovery. But soon I was spending most my time talking about the ‘V’ word – vaccines.
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Recovery Son Talking
I’m not a sex symbol.
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Appeal Object Sex Symbols
The University of Google is where I got my degree from.
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Degrees Google University
I can’t even begin to tell you how many casting couches I was attacked on. Not just by casting people, but by stars.
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Casting People Stars
I usually have my protein at lunch and my carbs at night – I don’t mix protein and carbs.
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Carbs Lunch Night
You totally value and respect your body as you get older.
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Body Respect Totally Values
So basically, I don’t know what I’m talking about. But maybe I do.
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Cocky Knows Talking
I love Botox, I absolutely love it. I get it minimally so I can still move my face. But I really do think it’s a savior.
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Botox Moving Thinking
If you ask 99.9 percent of parents who have children with autism if we’d rather have the measles versus autism, we’d sign up for the measles.
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Children Parent
I’m the comedic girl next door and a lot of fun.
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Doors Fun Girl
I’m free of stress and worries now because if I don’t like something I’m doing, I just find the fun in it instead of being miserable. Let me have fun with the people I work with, let me have fun making money – when I grew up so poor, ya know?
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Fun Stress Worry
Having a child makes you realize the importance of life – narcissism goes out the window. Heaven on earth is looking at my little boy. The minute he was born, I knew if I never did anything other than being a mom, I’d be fine.
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Children Mom Mother
Without intervention today, the cost of care for adults with autism will be significantly greater and the burden will no longer lie with the parents, but on our entire society.
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Autism Lying Parent
Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. I’m on a mission to tell parents that there is a way.
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Hope Mom Morning
At one point, my house was a school for autistic children. I opened up my doors to about 30 kids and their families at the time. I was turning into Mary Poppins because I had to do something for these kids who have nowhere to go. So my house was the school for two years.
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Children Kids School

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

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All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

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