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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.

Barry Humphries

There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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Comedian Fate Seriously Taken Terrible
I’ve decided the secret of parenting is benevolent neglect.I put my family last. Because if you don’t, if you put them first, they never thank you. You’ll never get a word of thanks from them.
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First Lasts Secret
The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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Best Delightful Live Past Place
To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Mother Night Party
Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle.
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Struggle Thick Years
The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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Defend Matter Spoken Truth
I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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Comedian People Thinking
If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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Explain Give Up might Satire
I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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Body Bother Hair Men Some Women
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
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Destiny Satire School Someone World
He’s very, very well-known. I’d say he’s world-famous in Melbourne.
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Known Luck Well World
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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Country Sheep Thinking
Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Harbor Nature Pearls
My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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Army Children Parent
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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Friendship Funny Mom
I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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Funny Laughing Priceless

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