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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.

Barry Humphries

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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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Everyone had a Japanese maple, although after Pearl Harbor most of these were patriotically poisoned, ringbarked and extirpated.
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Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that’s only a recent development.
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I’m an immensely shy and vulnerable woman. My husband has never seen me naked. Nor has he expressed the least desire to do so.
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The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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The past is so reliable, so delightful and the best place to live.
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If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the colossal joke of the century.
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