Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
TINA FEYThis week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in ten thousand pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over fourteen thousand dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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When a coworker shows me cute pictures of her dog, I struggle to respond correctly, like an autistic person who has been taught to recognize human emotions from flash cards. In short, I am the worst.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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Obviously, as an adult I realize this girl-on-girl sabotage is the third worst kind of female behavior, right behind saying “like” all the time and leaving your baby in a dumpster.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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My work is my work. I take my work seriously but I don’t take myself too seriously.
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Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.
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A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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I had to get back to work, .. NBC has me under contract; the baby and I have only a verbal agreement.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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