Sport is a loathsome and dangerous pursuit.
BARRY HUMPHRIESI love Australia – I think.
More Barry Humphries Quotes
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I love Australia – I think.
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If you have to explain satire to someone, you might as well give up.
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My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
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New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one’s mother.
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Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.
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I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.
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There is no more terrible fate for a comedian than to be taken seriously.
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I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it’s very comfortable and dependable.
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My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.
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I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.
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I like people who are slightly unhygienic. A little grubbiness isn’t so bad. BO chic it should be called.
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I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.
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I think a lot of people think that we [comedians] are nerveless people in the theatre, that we don’t feel that kind of terror which traditionally anyone who has to do any public speaking feels. It’s worse for actors, because our livelihood depends on it.
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It’s an old Aboriginal word meaning ‘Let’s get together and have fun’. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.
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