“When will you know you have enough, and what will you do then?”

Men aren’t the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they’ve been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.

There has never been, and never again will be a human being like you. There is nothing ordinary about you. If you feel ordinary, it is because you have chosen to hide the extraordinary parts of yourself from the world.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband.

Love and kindness are never wasted.

Silence and solitude are confrontational. They plunge us instantly into the truth.

Happiness is not an acquisition – it is a skill. We do not experience happiness because of what we get. We experience happiness because of how we live each moment.

I invite people to examine their lives without negativity, knowing that it’s scary, but that not doing it is even scarier.

Women need real moments of solitude and self reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.

All relationships are your mirrors and all people are your teachers.

Difficult times always create opportunities for you to experience more love in your life.

May all that is not love within us and without be healed. May all that is love within us and without us be revealed. May every day of our lives be lived in love.

No one betrays us as much in our lives as we betray ourselves.

Passion acts like a magnet that attracts us to its source. We are drawn to people who radiate with passion, who live with passion, who breathe with passion. Your passion is your true power. The more you discover and express your passion for life, the more irresistible you will become to others.

no job is a good job if it isn’t good for you.

It takes a lot of courage to be the same person on the outside that you are on the inside.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. The heart will break… but broken live on.

I have Gordon Ramsay to thank for my TV career because Channel 4 spent a long time trying to find him a sidekick for ‘The F Word’, then he suggested me, knowing I’d stand up to him.

Everybody I know is a joke writer.

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.

I have a family and you know very well the time that that takes. That’s good time. I have a couple hobbies. I’m a runner and play tennis. In the summer my family and I uproot ourselves and go live in Maine for the summer.

You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.

The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.