“I don’t like sleeping with people I really love. I don’t want to sleep with them because sex cannot last, but affection can last forever.”

Be politically correct, but please don’t bother other people with conversation about being politically correct, because that’s the end of everything. You want to create boredom? Be politically correct in your conversation.

I think tattoos are horrible. It’s like living in a Pucci dress full-time.

When I was a child, I never played with other children. I hated them.

When you hear designers complaining about the challenge of their profession, you have to say: don’t get carried away-it’s only dresses.

Clear thinking at the wrong moment can stifle creativity.

The smell of a freshly printed book is the best smell in the world.

My only ambition in life . . . is to wear size 28 jeans.

Luxury is the income tax of vanity. But it is so pleasant.

The most important piece in the house is the garbage can.

I am a black diamond, unfaceted. Black diamonds are rare, hard to cut, and therefore uncommercial.

The flat shoe makes the woman equal of men. When they have high [shoes], they play a part like a geisha, and they can’t be expected to be taken that seriously.

A respectable appearance is sufficient to make people more interested in your soul

Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty

I don’t know what “normal” means, anyway.

With expensive fashion, the inside should be as perfect as the outside.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

In the last analysis, it is our conception of death which decides our answers to all the questions that life puts to us.

You’re only as good as your last haircut.

The Assembly has witnessed over the last weeks how historical truth is established; once an allegation has been repeated a few times.

I had slumps that lasted into the winter.

We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat’s next-to-last theorem.

You figure it can’t ever get bad, but when you had it bad, you wonder how long a thing like this will last

You could measure the lasting impact on the lives of the people who played it at just about zero.