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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].

Tina Fey

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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Arrogant Conclude Good Impressively Move Moving Witty Write
There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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Biscuit Born Cheddar Doe Food Liars Like Lobster Red Women
What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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Fort Home Mean Need Pant Soon Take Turn Women
Why are my arms so weak? It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
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Arm Change Educate Energy Nothing Rock Year
I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.
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Answer Difficult Itself Present Sometimes Stail
Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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Adult Bunch Creepier Nothing Quiet
I think part of picking where you live in New York is accepting who you are. Really looking at yourself and going, ‘Yeah, I’m not cool enough for the West Village.’
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Life is improvisation.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone “come out” to you is the “pretending to be surprised” part.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Every kid has something they’re good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.
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Thomas Jefferson-another gorgeous white boy who would not have been interested in me. This was my problem in a nutshell. To get some play in Charlottesville, you had to be either a Martha Jefferson or a Sally Hemings.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Part Problem Solutions Whatever

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