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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].

Tina Fey

It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
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You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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For my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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There are no mistakes only opportunities.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Sometimes you want to have a very productive Saturday to feel that you are in control of your life, which of course you are not.
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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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