When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALSome things you just can’t question. Like you can’t question why two plus two is four. So don’t question it, don’t try to look it up.
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Talk to the guys that ain’t doing nothing, don’t talk to me. I just want eight guys out there with me who want to play.
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If I were a painter, you’d be calling me Shaqcasso.
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You know, I’m very photogenic.
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I’m the first player in history that doesn’t want to play defense and still gets in foul trouble.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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Being here feels like I’m out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team.
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Anyone can win a slam-dunk contest. The real Superman is dead. He was assassinated by Pat Riley. I’m the Big Cactus now and ready to roll again.
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Everybody is not going to like it, but I don’t care if they like or not. I’m Bush, so if they don’t like it resign.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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(The Hack-A-Shaq is) just a way of telling me that you can’t stop me. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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I think I’m the only player who looks at each and every center and says to myself, ‘That’s barbecued chicken down there.’
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I should have done better, but it was just a very ugly and weird game… I knew the game was going to be an ugly game when I saw those three guys at the scorer’s table. Ugly people call ugly games.
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I’m a combination of the Terminator and Bambi.
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