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The only difference between Gorbachev and other Soviet leaders is that Gorbachev is alive.

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Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?
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Choice Drug Test
I’m whispering so that the media doesn’t hear me.
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Funny Hear Media Whisper
I say what I mean. I don’t speak in code. That’s why I am a star and ace communicator.
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Code Communication Fame Speak
There’s nobody who cares more about you than you, and there’s nobody better equipped to take care of you than you.
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Care Take Care
Militant feminists are pro‐choice because it’s their ultimate avenue of power over men.
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Avenue Choice Feminism Men Power Ultimate Women
Most of the reasons people think they can’t do something are reasons they’ve created.
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Creation Human Nature People Reason Thinking
Capitalism is always evaluated against dreams. Utopia is a dream. It doesn’t exist.
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Capital Dreams Evaluation Existence
Conservatism solves problems libralism blows em up.
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Blow Conservation Liberty One Liner Problem Solution
I am the Doctor of Democracy.
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Democracy Doctor One Liner
Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed’ is the title of the book.
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Bed Book Funny Liberty Mom
Police and firefighters are great, but they don’t create wealth.
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Creation Firefighter Greatness Police Wealth
Life is busy. There are daily concerns and obligations that have to be met, and to take time to think about how precious and special a human life is that you only get one, and that every wasted minute is lost. You can’t get it back.
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Busy Concern Human Life Obligation Time Waste
Compassion is no substitute for justice.
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Compassion Justice One Liner Sustitute
I know it when I don’t know it. Sometimes I know it when I don’t think I know it. I need to trust myself in these moments, these rare moments of self-doubt.
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Doubt Moments Myself Thinking Trust
Basic Economics 101. It’s the most complicated simple subject there is.
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Complication Economic Subject
Governments are out of control, irresponsible, never have enough money, never tighten their own belts, and when they are forced to, they always threaten to shut down police departments and teachers and all these things.
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Control Department Government Money Responsiblity Teacher

The only difference between Gorbachev and other Soviet leaders is that Gorbachev is alive.

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