In Manhattan, every flat surface is a potential stage and every inattentive waiter an unemployed, possibly unemployable, actor.
QUENTIN CRISPThe measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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Happiness is the only thing I understand.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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If you describe things as better than they are, you are considered to be a romantic; if you describe things as worse than they are, you will be called a realist; and if you describe things exactly as they are, you will be thought of as a satirist.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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Nothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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