Happiness is the only thing I understand.
QUENTIN CRISPManners are a way of getting what you want without appearing to be an absolute swine.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The measure of woman’s distaste for any part of her life lies not in the loudness of her lamentations (these are only an attempt to buy a martyr’s crown at a reduced price) but in her persistent pursuit of that occupation of which she never ceases to complain.
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
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Manners are love in a cool climate.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
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