Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
QUENTIN CRISPIn England, nobody’s your friend.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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Because it is in the nature of things that they become extreme, we have passed down from manliness to cruelty. If I had been told when I was 20 that there was a tavern in the town where the brave and the cruel were gathered together,
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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You can’t be a person and a lady. If you’re a person, you can open the damned door yourself.
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I never say ‘No’ to anything.
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Abatement in the hostility of one’s enemies must never be thought to signify they have been won over. It only means that one has ceased to constitute a threat.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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While I have very little to say in favor of sex (it’s vastly overrated, it’s frequently unnecessary, and it’s messy), it is greatly to be preferred to the interminable torments of romantic agony through which two people tear one another limb from limb while professing altruistic devotion.
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If love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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Exhibitionism is like a drug. Hooked in adolescence I was now taking doses so massive they would have killed a novice.
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