The trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
QUENTIN CRISPThe trouble with children is that they’re not returnable.
QUENTIN CRISPI never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
QUENTIN CRISPBelieve in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
QUENTIN CRISPAssoon as I stepped out of my mother’s womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
QUENTIN CRISPIf love means anything at all it means extending your hand to the unlovable.
QUENTIN CRISPI take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
QUENTIN CRISPYou must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
QUENTIN CRISPI don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
QUENTIN CRISPWomen have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
QUENTIN CRISPThe formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you should treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.
QUENTIN CRISPSex is the last refuge of the miserable.
QUENTIN CRISPTo lose is not always failure.
QUENTIN CRISPNothing in our culture, not even home computers, is more overrated than the epidermal felicity of two featherless bipeds in desperate congress.
QUENTIN CRISPNothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a book on etiquette. There are so many trivial ways in which it is possible to commit some social sin.
QUENTIN CRISPIn England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
QUENTIN CRISPI’ve never not been famous.
QUENTIN CRISP