I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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What is the world coming to?
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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What is the world coming to?
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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