I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Without losers, where would the winners be?
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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