Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELI broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living.
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