I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEYou gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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What is the world coming to?
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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Rock music is not meant to be perfect.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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