Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
OZZY OSBOURNEYou gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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What is the world coming to?
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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