The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Agriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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