P. J. O'Rourke on biological
P. J. O'Rourke174 quotes“Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.”
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Preachers at black churches are the last people left in the English-speaking world who know the schemes and tropes of classical rhetoric: parallelism, antithesis, epistrophe, synecdoche, metonymy, periphrasis, litotes – the whole bag of tricks.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it’s so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I’ve received a spam text.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I had always thought of Egypt as a rather secular country. And I think it is, but people are quite observant of the strictures of Ramadan.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I’m too tough and sensitive to have to have some pubescent twerp with his mom’s earring in his tongue, who combs his hair with Redi-Whip and has an Ani DiFranco tattoo on his shin, come show me how a computer works.
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Ahmed ZewailAhmed Zewail Think about the whole world of biological complex sciences. We still don’t understand the way a protein folds the way it does.
Ahmed ZewailAhmed Zewail The history of making war with biological weapons begins in mythology, in ancient oral traditions that preserved records of actual events and ideas of the era before the invention of written histories.
Adrienne MayorAdrienne Mayor Probably there is nothing in human nature more resonant with charges than the flow of energy between two biologically alike bodies, one of which has lain in amniotic bliss inside the other, one of which has labored to give birth to the other.
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