Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
P. J. O'ROURKEAll change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Head lice have their own animal-rights group, or may as well. The National Pediculosis Association doesn’t exactly advocate letting lice live with dignity, but it does oppose pediculicidal treatments.
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Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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I rarely meet a politician that I don’t like personally. They are generally well endowed with charm. Therein lies the danger.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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