Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
P. J. O'ROURKERegulation creates a moral hazard.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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The Communist bloc of old was a study in the failure of failure. Losers in the Soviet economy were the people at the end of the long lines for consumer goods. Worse losers were the people who had spent hours getting to the head of the line, only to be told that the goods were unavailable.
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