Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
P. J. O'ROURKEBecause of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as ‘caring’ and ‘sensitive’ because he wants to expand the government’s charitable programs is merely saying that he’s willing to try to do good with other people’s money.
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Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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The perpetuation of slavery, the exile and extermination of American Indians, and the passage of Jim Crow laws weren’t carried out at the bidding of a few malefactors of great wealth.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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