Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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“Never wear anything that panics the cat.”
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In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Regulation creates a moral hazard.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The baby boomers’ politics have covered a wide band of silliness, from the Weather Underground to the Timothy McVeigh types. The great majority of us are well in the middle of that spectrum, but still, there’s been both leftie silliness and right-wing silliness.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Never fight an inanimate object.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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