I can’t concentrate when I’m thinking.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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Little things are big.
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If you don’t set goals, you can’t regret not reaching them.
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I don’t like seeing myself on television. I don’t like it.
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Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
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All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
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Records and achievements are made to be broken.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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He can run anytime he wants. I’m giving him the red light.
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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50% of all married people are women.
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Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
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We have a good time together, even when we’re not together.
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How can a you hit and think at the same time?
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Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don’t buy it.
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