You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.
YOGI BERRALaughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
More Yogi Berra Quotes
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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I always got nervous the nights we played in the World Series. First pitch, I was nervous. Then after that, forget it; I’d start playing.
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Ok you guys, pair up in threes!
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I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
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I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine.
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A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
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How can you think and hit at the same time?
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I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.
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A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
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Texas has a lot of electrical votes.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
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I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
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Doing the little things can make a big difference.
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If my father was alive to hear that, he’d turn over in his grave.
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