Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERYou will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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England still will be here without you.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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