I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
BORIS JOHNSONThere is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine.
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I’m no communist. I’m a tax cutting Conservative. But I want a capitalism that is fairer to forgotten people.
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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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The crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what’s going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away people who might contribute mightily to the NHS.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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The Lib Dems are not just empty. They are a void within a vacuum surrounded by a vast inanition.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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