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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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