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An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.

Alan Kooi Simpson

Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
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Confess Enough Eventually Statistic Truth Virtue
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
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Challenge Difference Historical Little Next Person Prejudice Say
The word liberal distinguishes whatever nourishes the mind and spirit from the training which is merely practical or professional or from the trivialities which are no training at all.
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Distinguish Liberal Merely Mind Nourish Practical Spirit Training Triviality Word
There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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Christmas Day Easter Really Restaurant Show Thanksgiving Three
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
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Education Liberal Mature
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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Call Care Itself Matter Present Sustain
Here is what she said, ‘I believe the truth is that we have no strong causal link between IRCA and discrimination.
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Believe Between Casual Discrimination Link Strong Truth
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
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Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View
Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
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Anything Country Felt System Table Tax Tweak
I look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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Again Forward Look People Republican
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
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Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society
An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug, thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts, in speech or on paper, some style.
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Against Educate Himself Inoculate Page Speech Style
Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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Control Effective Immigrant Nation Somebody Start Talk Throw Wise

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