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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.

Alan Kooi Simpson

I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Abortion Consider Deeply Intimate Issue Personal Women
There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Better Demand Do Meet Need Now Way
If you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Honesty Integrity Matter Nothing
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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Belong Country Evil Party Political Stupid
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Country Do Down Elbow Figure Have Instead Just Now Out Say Sharp Side Sit
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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Cook Eat Home Meal People Stay Tend
Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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Christmas Grandchildren Present Thank Write
Reagan didn’t put anything off the table, if he felt it was for the good of the American people to tweak the tax system.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Anything Country Felt System Table Tax Tweak
Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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heavy High Humility Road Traffic Travel Trouble
In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Boob Business Church Congress Country Fifteen Lightweight People Percent Screwball Unpleasant
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Education Liberal Mature
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Demand Domestic Meet Need Police Process Process Folk Refugee Simply Skew Whole
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Always Cause Discrimination Found Like Spurious View
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
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Backward Cap Dog Listen Man Pant Snoopy Walk
He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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Band Million Resilience Rubber
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON

Allow Anarchy Decay Freedom Individual One Our Point Profess Religion Society

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