We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONIf you have integrity, nothing else matters. If you don’t have integrity, nothing else matters.
More Alan Kooi Simpson Quotes
-
-
And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
I consider abortion to be a deeply personal and intimate issue for women and I don’t believe male legislators should even vote on the issue.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
A society like ours, which professes no one religion and has allowed all religions to decay, which indulges freedom to the point of license and individualism to the point of anarchy, needs all the support that responsible, cultivated homes can furnish. I hope your generation will provide a firmer shelter for civilized standards.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
It says little about the person. Our differences and prejudices pale next to our historic challenge.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
Now it’s just sharp elbows, and instead of having a caucus where you sit down and say, ‘What are you doing for your country?’ you sit figuring out how to screw the other side.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
Any education that matters is liberal. All the saving truths, all the healing graces that distinguish a good education from a bad one or a full education from a half empty one are contained in that word.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
Let us stop skewing the whole process by taking some folks who are not truly refugees in order simply to meet our foreign policy needs or domestic policy demands.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON -
If you torture statistics long enough, they’ll eventually confess the truth
ALAN KOOI SIMPSON