f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
ALAN BENNETTI’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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Definition of a classic: a book everyone is assumed to have read and often thinks they have.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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