The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNER
The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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I could have danced all night!
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England still will be here without you.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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