They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the Enema Man and Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.
ALAN KOOI SIMPSONI look forward to the day when I can be Republican again. I’m an Alan Simpson Republican.
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He’s a million rubber bands in his resilience.
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I think it is embarrassing to all of us who truly know the mission of the Refugee Act.
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So let us take our fair share of the true refugees and act responsible as a government in providing for their necessary expenses.
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There has to be a better way to meet those needs and demands than we are doing now.
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Those who travel the high road of humility are not troubled by heavy traffic.
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There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.
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It doesn’t matter is you call it ‘Obama-care’ or ‘Elvis Presley care’ or ‘I-don’t-care care.’ It cannot sustain itself in its present form.
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In your country club, your church, and business, about fifteen percent of the people are screwballs, lightweights, and boobs, and you would not want those people unrepresented in Congress.
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Every time one of us starts talking about more effective immigration controls, somebody else throws up the Statue of Liberty, how we’re a nation of immigrants and all of that.
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And in [my] view it is just as likely that the discrimination we found has always been there, or that it is spurious, as that IRCA has caused it.’
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Grandchildren now don’t write a thank you for the Christmas presents.
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We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
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And I have come to realize that “gay” is an artificial category when it comes to measuring a man or woman’s on-the-job performance or commitment to shared goals.
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The debate takes on tinges of racism, emotion.
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People tend to stay at home and eat a home-cooked meal.
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