At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
ALAN BENNETTTo read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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The days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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If you find yourself born in Barnsley and then set your sights on being Virginia Woolf it is not going to be roses all the way.
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The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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My school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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