“By the way, I have trouble listening to what [Cheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth while he’s talking, but my response is this.”

Grayson said in a news release. “We must set forth a straightforward route to citizenship for the undocumented immigrants who already live in our communities, work for our businesses and want to give back to the country that they call home.

That’s really wrong. Many of the libertarians are physicists, and many of the Tea Party people don’t bathe. There’s really not much in common there!

U.S. military action in Iraq: It sure didn’t work out well last time.

The Meanies want to take away your benefits, and the Weenies want to compromise with them.

The Republican health care plan: don’t get sick.

if you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.

This is what the Republicans want you to do. If you get sick America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly!

The people see that Wall Street is running our economic policy.

The real two-party system in America is the Meanies and the Weenies.

But by the way, when he was done speaking, did he just then turn into a bat and fly away?

The time for common-sense immigration reform is now,

Don’t get sick, and if you do get sick, die quickly.

That big oil is running our energy policy and the military industrial complex is determining our foreign policy.

The Republicans have a back up plan in case you do get sick …

Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick.

I think that the voters should choose the elected officials, not the elected officials choose the voters.

But sometimes, it’s harder to admit to ourselves we want love in our lives than it is to keep living without it.

It was a hot afternoon and I can still remember the smell of honeysuckle all along the street. How can I have known that murder can sometimes smell like honeysuckle?

Sometimes, the ocean floor is only a stop on the journey. And it is when you are at this lowest point, that you are faced with a choice. You can stay there at the bottom, until you drown. Or you can gather pearls and rise back up—stronger from the swim, and richer from the jewels.

Sometimes it was daunting, knowing how easily I could break things. This one simple curse seemed to dominate my entire life.

We as producers need to keep an eye on things and make sure we’re doing great stuff, which is sometimes easy to do because of the talent we have, and sometimes not so easy.

Every life has forks in the road. And sometimes, the tines of that fork stab deep.

Everyone’s got one but some are blacker and wider than others. It’s a feeling of being abandoned,cut adrift in space and time-sometimes following the loss of a loved one.

I think everyone sometimes feels intimidated by themselves when they see themselves on the screen.