I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSONWhen Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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You are part of our Great British family.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall.
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The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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What Hitler did in his concentration camps was equalled if not exceeded in foulness by the Soviet gulags, forced starvation and pogroms.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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He wished that Britain had ‘a man of his supreme quality at the head of affairs in our country today’. This from the hero of the First World War! The man who had led Britain to victory over the Kaiser!
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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