We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
ALAN BENNETTPolly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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