The sheer endlessness of books outfaced her and she had no idea how to go on; there was no system to her reading, with one book leading to another, and often she had two or three on the go at the same time.
ALAN BENNETTIt’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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