The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
ALAN BENNETTAbove literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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