I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
ALAN BENNETTThe masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
ALAN BENNETTSometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
ALAN BENNETTKafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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[talking about the Holocaust] ‘But to put something in context is a step towards saying it can be understood and that it can be explained.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
ALAN BENNETTAbove literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
ALAN BENNETTGod doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
ALAN BENNETTI tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
ALAN BENNETTThose who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
ALAN BENNETTMark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
ALAN BENNETTI’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
ALAN BENNETTI’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
ALAN BENNETTYou always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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