I tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
ALAN BENNETTChildren always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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You always know when you’re going to arrive. If you go by car, you don’t. Apart from anything else, I prefer cycling. It puts you in a good mood, I find.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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