Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
ALAN BENNETTBecause you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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A bookshelf is as particular to its owner as are his or her clothes; a personality is stamped on a library just as a shoe is shaped by the foot.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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