Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
ALAN BENNETTIllogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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I’m not “happy” but I’m not unhappy about it.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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