“All change requires effort and sacrifice. Sometimes action plans fail because they are based on the idea that there is a ‘magic bullet’ which on its own can solve our problems.”

This is not true. Complex human problems typically require complex solutions with many different components.

What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig.

A true friend never asks of you what they know you would never ask of them.

Civilians’ is a term I love. It’s what Elizabeth Hurley used to describe people who weren’t on TV.

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there.

I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!

And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I’d gone to Africa I would have got poached.

He signed as a shortstop. He could play the outfield, of course, and third base and first, too. He was a tremendous athlete. Mickey Mantle was unbelievable, too.

I would slide into second with my prostheses, and the girl on the base could either step aside or meet two wooden sticks.

By getting into distribution and production, I am actually widening my base.

Human resources are just tremendous in Egypt but we need the science base.

And at the other end of the spectrum, a base in European classical music as well.

I do everything I can on a daily basis just so I can have something to give back to the world.

When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

I think our Canadian fan base is large because it took us a while to get over here anyway, in the first place.