Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
AL YANKOVICI’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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I tend to enunciate pretty well. It’s always seemed that my voice is one of those voices that people can recognize pretty easily – which has been a bit of a drawback for some characters.
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I’d like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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I’ve done a movie and a TV series, and someday I’d like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!
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I’ve learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
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I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits – and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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