I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
AL YANKOVICI knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows.
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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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And then I’ll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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I’m watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.
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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing.
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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.
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Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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I try not to go the obvious route all the time, but sometimes the most obvious is actually the best.
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I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.
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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I’m extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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What kind of morons do you have working at newspapers in Austin that would base an entire review of an artist’s performance on whether or not they had a good seat?
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