My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
AL YANKOVICPeople never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, “Yes, of course they have, they’ve thought of it!”
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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My own personal tastes don’t really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that,
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I’ve been able to hang around longer than most “serious” acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.
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Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I’d just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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There’s a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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That’s a big part of my life – doing things that I’m not prepared to do.
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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I’ve ever done, so it’s a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I’m praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.
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