Maybe I’ll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
AL YANKOVICPeople never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.
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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more.
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I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I’m working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life.
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When I go to my live shows it’s often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.
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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people’s heads.”
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I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I’ll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points.
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The window doesn’t open, the fan is broke, and my face is turning blue. I haven’t been in a crowd like this since I went to see the Who.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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I’m very analytical, I’m very precise. I mean, I don’t write for kids.
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That’s something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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I don’t really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I’ve never been to therapy so there’s probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don’t know.
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